Criticism can be good for the soul. Plus, everyone needs a good kick in the ass once in a while.
So, here are a few of my favourites:
– A film distributor in response to one of my movie reviews, March 11, 2011
“Your daughter has verbal diarrhea.”
– Mr. Biedron to my mother at parent-teacher interviews, 1994
“She sounds like a nut bar, and any guy with his head on straight should keep away.”