For her blog, romance novelist, Vicki Essex, spoke to me about writing, cupcake contests and MMA. In the interview, I referenced the Paris Hilton prison diary that I wrote for the Post.
Upon re-reading it, I think I could make a go at a rap career:
“Yo, one week I’m on Rodeo in Dior with my dog Tink
The next I’m in orange pyjamas, going crazy in the clink
I ain’t the same as my days on The Simple Life
Now I can turn a toothbrush into a pointy knife
I did hard time but I’m back on the street
No more packing puppies, now I’m packing heat
Hilt Dawg is the name and everybody knows
Look out this summer for my new line of prison clothes.”
For the entire diary, click here.